Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

2018

1h 3m

5.9(34 votes)

Comedy

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Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.

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