Cock, Crap, Fuck

2019

0h 16m

5.0(2 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Max, 20 years old, is a boy scout leader dealing with Tourette's syndrome. His symptoms disappear when he is in front of a camera. That's how he manages to seduce Giulia. But when they decide to make love, is the camera still welcome?

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Cast & Crew

12 members

Acting

Arthur Choisnet

Max

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Eden Ducourant

Giulia

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François Deblock

Bryan

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Bruno Paviot

Père Giulia

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Gavril Dartevelle

Charles-Henri

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Lancelot Vandaele Nedelec

Jean

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Benoît Tachoires

Patron café

Costume & Make-Up

Dorothée Lissac

Mère Max

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Manon Azem

Young woman in front of the florist

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François Civil

Young man in front of the florist

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Patricia Leroy

Vieille dame café

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Editing

Antoine Dufour

Troupe scout

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