Minty the Assassin

Minty the Assassin

Minty the Assassin

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Minty the Assassin

"A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science."

2009

1h 20m

1.9(7 votes)

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Overview

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

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12 members

Acting

Elina Madison

Minty

Elina Madison

Acting

Anthony Ray Parker

Big Boss

Anthony Ray Parker

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Tabitha Taylor

Double Delicious

Tabitha Taylor

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Chip Joslin

Dr. Brain Bender

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Jacki R. Chan

Molly Leviathan

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Hawk Younkins

Captain Capability

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Ricardo Mamood-Vega

Zen Cowboy

Ricardo Mamood-Vega

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Elan Tom

Bruce Zee

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David A. Lockhart

Rat Monster

David A. Lockhart

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Nora J. Novak

Cute Postal Woman

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Jade English

Hot Security Guard

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McKay Stewart

Sensational Ninja

McKay Stewart

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