CinemaOSMovie · 2009 · 1h 20m

Minty the Assassin

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.

19%(7)IMDbActionAdventureComedyHorror

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

Directed byEugene Baldovino

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Status
Released
Runtime
1h 20m
Language
EN
Released
August 7, 2009
Studios
Ground Down Productions

Featuring

Cast & crew

10 credited
Starring
Elina Madison

Elina Madison

Minty

Anthony Ray Parker

Anthony Ray Parker

Big Boss

Tabitha Taylor

Tabitha Taylor

Double Delicious

Chip Joslin

Dr. Brain Bender

Jacki R. Chan

Molly Leviathan

Hawk Younkins

Captain Capability

Ricardo Mamood-Vega

Ricardo Mamood-Vega

Zen Cowboy

David A. Lockhart

David A. Lockhart

Rat Monster

Nora J. Novak

Cute Postal Woman

Jade English

Hot Security Guard

Creative team
Directed by
Eugene Baldovino
Written by
Eugene Baldovino
Produced by
Brandy Jones
Ivan Hopkinson

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