Lawn Maintanance is not a f#cking vocation

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Lawn Maintanance is not a f#cking vocation

"I am a Lawn"

2020

0h 21m

4.5(2 votes)

Comedy

Thriller

Overview

Craig Joeman is your average, friendly, lawn connoisseur. He has no qualms with how his local parks are being maintained. Until something changes.

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Cast & Crew

3 members

Acting

Kyle Odlin

Craig Joeman

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Mason Hewett

Gerald Healy

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Directing

Jaron Herren

K-Pop Listening Runner with Lisp

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