
"Zay It, Zee It and Zoon!"
Jonathan Jones, a professor of ancient languages, comes into possession of an ancient coin. He translates its inscription, which gives him three powers: to inflict pain, slow down time or kill. Soon, he's pursued by enemy spies who have learned about the magic coin.
Prof. Jonathan Jones

Prof. Virginia Fenster

Gen. Bullivar

Prof. Horatio Kellgore

Dean Joshua Updike

Cynthia Jones

Persephone Updike

Dr. R.A. Kroner

Josh Bates
Igor

Jimmy Kellgore
Miss Blakiston

Hugh Fundy

Party Guest

Party Guest

Himself (prologue)

Secretary (uncredited)
Mr. Crane (uncredited)
