Life's A Bitch and then One Kills You

Life's A Bitch and then One Kills You

Life's A Bitch and then One Kills You

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Life's A Bitch and then One Kills You

"Office Politics. Ritual Human Sacrifice. Cake."

2019

1h 29m

7.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Horror

Overview

A modern day witch has ninety minutes to satisfy an ancient curse by sacrificing her Tinder date or face a gruesome, painful death. Seems simple enough until her idiot co-workers show up to throw her a surprise birthday party. Now she must find a way to get rid them or face the possibility that everyone must die.

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8 featured cast members

Starring

Dana Weddell

Anna

Lindsay Plake

Liz

Cece Trask

Janice

Tuesday Grant

Tuesday Grant

Immortal_Ho

Kevin Nelson

Kevin Nelson

Chase

Nate Leykam

Michael

Allison Scarlet Jaye

Kate

Quinton Guyton

Eddie

Creative team

Directed by: Alan Wood

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