Don't Touch the White Woman!

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Don't Touch the White Woman!

1974

1h 48m

5.5(41 votes)

Comedy

Western

Overview

A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

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19 members

Acting

Marcello Mastroianni

George A. Custer

Acting

Catherine Deneuve

Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais

Acting

Michel Piccoli

Buffalo Bill

Acting

Philippe Noiret

Gen. Terry

Acting

Ugo Tognazzi

Mitch

Acting

Paolo Villaggio

The CIA agent

Acting

Serge Reggiani

The Mad Indian

Acting

Alain Cuny

Sitting Bull

Directing

Marco Ferreri

The Reporter (uncredited)

Acting

Franco Fabrizi

Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)

Acting

Franca Bettoia

Rayon de Lune (as Franca Bettoja)

Acting

Daniele Dublino

Government Official

No Image

Acting

Darry Cowl

Maj. Archibald

Acting

Monique Chaumette

Sister Lucie

Acting

Jacques Robiolles

Unknown Role

No Image

Acting

Gianmarco Tognazzi

Figlio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna

Acting

Henri Piccoli

Sitting Bull's Father

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Acting

Gianmarco Tognazzi

Figlio di Mitch e Raggio di Luna (uncredited)

Directing

Bertrand Tavernier

Un homme du pouvoir (uncredited)

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