
The made-for-TV film stars Jack Warden, Lou Diamond Phillips and Stan Shaw as three patients in a Los Angeles-area mental institution. Dressed as the Three Wise Men for a Christmas pageant, the trio is suddenly struck with the delusion that they are really their Biblical counterparts on a quest to find the Baby Jesus. As TV cameras grind away, the three ersatz Kings surreptitiously ride out of the gates of the asylum—on camels—and into the mean streets of LA. As the story draws to its conclusion, the three escapees find themselves providing a Christmas miracle (but not in the form of rap) for a group of homeless people on the outskirts of the city.
Jan DuLong

Dr. Paula Bolet

Police Officer
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Police Officer

Falafel Stand Worker

Clerk

Alex Sweetwood

Paul

Girl at Falafel Stand

Harold

David

Trendy Boy

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Little Girl

Driver Cop
Janet Starkey
Punk on Skates
Second Cop

Roselli

Falafel Woman
Costumer
Gate Guard
Hispanic Husband

Little Boy

Father at Church

Spotlight Attendant