"First dates suck."
Jonathan is a modern teenage vampire who wants his date with a human girl to go well. His archaic vampire father, Petyr, also wants the date to go well, but he soon becomes an undead third wheel.
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Husband, father, cunt is an amazing stand-up special, through which the long-time stand-up comedian Samo Trnka will share with you his experience of transformation from a man who had friends and a personal life to a man who had a woman come into his life, later children as well and became a full-time father and husband. Through long-term research, he discovered that it was his family that annoyed him the most.
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