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Goldilocks and the Three Bares

Goldilocks and the Three Bares

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Goldilocks and the Three Bares

"A Fairy Tale For Adults"

1963

1h 9m

4.1(17 votes)

Comedy

Music

Overview

Nightclub singer Eddie and comedian Tommy, working in a roaring twenties style club, meet and being dating publicist Allison and photographer Cynthia, respectively. They soon discover that the women spend weekends at a nudist club which the guys disapprove.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Rex Marlow

Eddie Livingston

Allison Louise Downe

Allison Louise Downe

Allison Edwards

William Kerwin

William Kerwin

Tommy Sweetwood

Netta Mallina

Myrna McKay

Gene Berk

Matt Eden

Judy Parsons

Cynthia Martin

Craig Maudslay Jr.

Doorman at Sunshine Park / Nudist

William R. Johnson

Sonny Seymour

Joey Maxim

Self / Nightclub Owner

Toni Toomey

Nudist (as Toni Thomas)

Creative team

Directed by: Herschell Gordon Lewis
Written by: William R. Johnson
Produced by: Thomas J. Dowd
David F. Friedman

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