Up Your Alley

Up Your Alley

Up Your Alley

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Up Your Alley

"The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!"

1971

1h 10m

3.7(6 votes)

Comedy

Crime

Overview

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Frank Corsentino

Frank Corsentino

Seymour

Haji

Haji

Maria Manina

Michael Finn

Grogan

Marius Mazmanian

Toenails

Lee McLaughlin

Sissy

Charles Knapp

Charles Knapp

Don Marco

Lillian Shrewsbury

Mother

Irene Makarewicz

Aunt

John Bloom

Bruno

Tyra Tashiro

Gardener

Creative team

Directed by: Art Lieberman
Written by: Harold Heckling
Bruno Gruno
Produced by: Art Lieberman

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