
There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.
Kenworth "Ken" Bishop

Duane Bishop

Dickie Valentino

Tilly

Reg Prince

Johnny Blackpool
Bernie Cosmos

Fergus
Tim

Crispian Sprote
Marcus
Mort Clayton

Barman

Man on Train

Ems
Receptionist
Boy
Accordionist

Trudi
Spider Bishop
Old Lady
Shopper
Himself

Himself

Herself

Band Member (Uncredited)

Band Member (Uncredited)