What a Mess!

1995

2h 23m

6.6(63 votes)

Comedy

Overview

The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.

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Cast & Crew

48 members

Acting

Валерий Гаркалин

Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow

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Вера Алентова

Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow

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Инна Чурикова

Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova

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Леонид Куравлёв

USA ambassador

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Любовь Полищук

Jennifer, Ambassador's wife

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Александр Панкратов-Чёрный

Ambassador's bodyguard

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Ирина Апексимова

Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory

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Сергей Баталов

lieutenant

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Игорь Угольников

Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

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Лев Борисов

Mafiosi

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Алексей Булдаков

pilot

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Юрий Чернов

Suitcase carrier

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Ролан Быков

Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer

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Владимир Меньшов

Russian President / Commentator on TV

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Արմեն Բորիսի Ջիգարխանյան

Kozyulski

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Олег Табаков

Sukhodrishchev

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Анатолий Кузнецов

Father

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Михаил Кокшенов

Ambassador's bodyguard

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Нонна Мордюкова

Registry Office Worker

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Валерий Николаев

Step performer

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Всеволод Санаев

music lover

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Евгений Весник

Doctor

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Пётр Меркурьев

Meloman

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Олег Ефремов

Nikolay Grigoryevich

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Борис Сморчков

General

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Сергей Арцибашев

Registry Office Worker

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Виктор Гайнов

Kvazimodo

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Владимир Ширяев

Unknown Role

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Юрий Кузьменков

man with a goat

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Инна Кара-Моско

Carol's friend

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Евгений Герчаков

director of the orchestra

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Аркадий Коваль

TV announcer

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Евгений Александров

reporter

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Валерий Афанасьев

geologist Anatoliy Ivanov

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Сергей Габриэлян

Ravil Beliletdinov

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Татьяна Кравченко

Bronislava Rosenbaum

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Владимир Гусев

general

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Иван Мартынов

mobster

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Сергей Рубан

mobster

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Nina Alisova

music lover

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Клавдия Козлёнкова

passenger (uncredited)

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Марина Голуб

director of the Philharmonic

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Александр Рыжков

Unknown Role

Directing

Андрей Звягинцев

episode (uncredited)

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Евгений Кулешов

Unknown Role

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Александр Горбачёв

Unknown Role

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Максим Глотов

traffic cop

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Анатолий Калмыков

Unknown Role

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