Big Nothing

Big Nothing

Big Nothing

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Big Nothing

"They wrote the book on how not to be criminals."

2006

1h 26m

6.4(468 votes)

Action

Comedy

Crime

Thriller

Overview

A frustrated, unemployed teacher joins forces with a scammer and his girlfriend in a blackmailing scheme.

Links & Resources

Social & External

Production Companies

Pathe

Ingenious Film Partners

Isle of Man Film

Videos & Trailers

1 video

Cast & Crew

19 members

Acting

David Schwimmer

Charlie

David Schwimmer

Acting

Simon Pegg

Gus

Simon Pegg

Acting

Alice Eve

Josie McBroom

Alice Eve

Acting

Natascha McElhone

Penelope Wood

Natascha McElhone

Acting

Jon Polito

Agent Hymes

Jon Polito

Acting

Mimi Rogers

Mrs. Smalls

Mimi Rogers

Acting

William Rosenfeld

Deputy Garman

William Rosenfeld

Acting

Julian Glover

80 year old Blind Man

Julian Glover

Acting

Shauna Shim

Melanie 1

Shauna Shim

Acting

Sarah Edmondson

Isabella

Sarah Edmondson

Acting

Amber Sealey

Call Center Supervisor

Amber Sealey

Acting

Laurence Bouvard

Melanie 2

Laurence Bouvard

Acting

Olivia Peterson

Emily

No Image

Acting

Colin Stinton

Max

Colin Stinton

Acting

Mitchell Mullen

Reverend Smalls

Mitchell Mullen

Acting

Mindy Lee Raskin

Melanie 3

No Image

Acting

Paul Preston

Oregon Undertaker

No Image

Acting

Clair Elsmore

Snuff Movie victim

No Image

Acting

Kenneth Jay

Barman

Kenneth Jay

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