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Turd Merchants of Death

Turd Merchants of Death

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Turd Merchants of Death

"The stink has come to town"

2009

1h 15m

6.5(2 votes)

Horror

Comedy

Action

Overview

Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Davis Lonergan

Happy Blonde Boy

Colby Graham

Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car

Scott Hendry

Scott Toolbanger

Andrew Martinez

Shirtless Car Accident Victim

Ann Hines

Receptionist

Bill HInes

Mad Doctor

Jack Spanbauer

Himself

Adrian Tennant

Door Man

Adam Smith

Bartender

Kaya Bersto

Kaya

Creative team

Directed by: Samuel Hines
Written by: Gordon Koch
Colby Graham
Produced by: Maile Kobayashi

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