No More Excuses

No More Excuses

No More Excuses

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No More Excuses

"The man who made "Chafed Elbows" is loose again."

1968

0h 46m

5.0(10 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A bizarre portrait of the New York singles scene.

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8 members

Directing

Robert Downey Sr.

Pvt. Stewart Thompson

Robert Downey Sr.

Acting

Alan Abel

Himself

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Acting

Lawrence Wolf

President James A. Garfield

Lawrence Wolf

Acting

Prentice Wilhite

Charles Guiteau

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Acting

Linda Diesem

Mrs. Garfield

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Acting

Aimée Eccles

Chinese Girl

Aimée Eccles

Acting

Don Calfa

Priest

Don Calfa

Acting

Paula Morris

Priest's Woman / Prostitute

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