Blonsh

Blonsh

Blonsh

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Blonsh

"Blonsh"

2023

0h 6m

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Science Fiction

Comedy

Overview

A one-track-minded teen stumbles into something out of this world while searching for condoms in his girlfriend's brother's car.

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Cast & crew

4 featured cast members

Starring

Blu del Barrio

Blu del Barrio

Hugo

James Werner

Eli

Dominique Denny

Natalie

Sam Roach

Blonsh

Creative team

Directed by: James Werner
Written by: James Werner
Produced by: Asa Germann

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