So You Want To Be A Pirate!

So You Want To Be A Pirate!

So You Want To Be A Pirate!

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So You Want To Be A Pirate!

2012

0h 17m

6.3(35 votes)

Comedy

Animation

Overview

With the help of his trusted dodo Polly, the Pirate Captain presents fun-loving and hilarious tips and advice on pirating. Learn how to remember where you buried your treasure, the secrets of navigating winds, get an inside look at pirate recruiting and even a Pirate’s recipe for a giant squid with lemon. Featuring special guests like Charles Darwin and the Pirate King you will set sail for giggles and fun with musical surprises along the way!

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Rent

Amazon Video

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Social & External

Production Companies

Sony Pictures Animation

Aardman

Cast & Crew

9 members

Acting

Hugh Grant

The Pirate Captain

Hugh Grant

Acting

Martin Freeman

The Pirate With A Scarf

Martin Freeman

Acting

David Tennant

Charles Darwin

David Tennant

Acting

Brian Blessed

The Pirate King

Brian Blessed

Acting

Brendan Gleeson

The Pirate With Gout

Brendan Gleeson

Acting

Anton Yelchin

The Albino Pirate

Anton Yelchin

Acting

Sophie Laughton

Matilda / Narrator

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Acting

Ben Whitehead

Announcer

Ben Whitehead

Acting

Randolph Matthews

The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And Kittens

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