"You can't pick your parents."
An uptight professional meets his lower-class biological parents for the first time.
Social & External
The people behind it
Danny DeVito
Frank Menure
Kathy Bates
Agnes Menure
Ron Livingston
Dr. Richard Clayton
Neve Campbell
Ellen Minnola
Beverly D'Angelo
Angela Minnola
Bob Odenkirk
Mitch Clayton
Edward Herrmann
Doug Clayton
Christine Baranski
Arleen Clayton
Martin Mull
Jeffry Morton
Michael McKean
Ken Hyman
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