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Bill Takes a Lady Out to Lunch... Never Again

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Bill Takes a Lady Out to Lunch... Never Again

1914

0h 14m

9.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Bill, an initially unkempt office boy, world is changed when he becomes infatuated with Genevieve Reilly, a girl working in a different office. Driven by his desire to attract her attention, Bill begins to clean up his act and appearance, eventually turning into what a jealous coworker terms a "regular dude". The film culminates in Bill taking Genevieve out to lunch to impress her with his new, sophisticated persona.

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4 featured cast members

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Tammany Young

Tammany Young

Bill - the Office Boy

Mae Gaston

Mae Gaston

Genevieve Reilly

Fay Tincher

Fay Tincher

Ethel - the Stenographer

Tod Browning

Tod Browning

James Hadley

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Directed by: Edward Dillon
Written by: Paul West

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