Nothing Ever Happens

Nothing Ever Happens

Nothing Ever Happens

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Nothing Ever Happens

1933

0h 19m

5.3(8 votes)

Music

Comedy

Overview

In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."

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The Vitaphone Corporation

Warner Bros. Pictures

The people behind it

Cast & crew

8 featured cast members

Starring

Jack Lionel Bohn

The Baron

Charles Judels

Charles Judels

Waistline

Jane Gale

Scramchen

Geraldine Dvorak

Geraldine Dvorak

Madam

Curtis Karpe

Prizering

Clarence Rock

The Room Clerk

Maurice Cass

Maurice Cass

Madam's Impresario (uncredited)

George Givot

George Givot

Chef (uncredited)

Creative team

Directed by: Roy Mack
Produced by: Samuel Sax

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