Sex, Lies & Michael Aspel

Sex, Lies & Michael Aspel

Sex, Lies & Michael Aspel

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Sex, Lies & Michael Aspel

"Spoof documentary delving into the under-belly of a media Lothario."

2003

1h 0m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

The film uncovers Michael Aspel's past, and exposes his 'forgotten' children. As the story unfolded it reveals how he had slept with dozens of women and fathered many children - incredibly all in the media-limelight and scattered throughout the entertainment world today. —rob farquhar

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BBC Three

Cast & Crew

10 members

Acting

Michael Aspel

Himself

Michael Aspel

Acting

Pamela Anderson

Herself

Pamela Anderson

Acting

Mel B

Herself

Mel B

Acting

Angus Deayton

Himself

Angus Deayton

Acting

Bill Oddie

Himself

Bill Oddie

Acting

Chris Tarrant

Himself

Chris Tarrant

Acting

Gail Porter

Herself

Gail Porter

Acting

Danniella Westbrook

Herself

Danniella Westbrook

Acting

Melinda Messenger

Herself

Melinda Messenger

Acting

Nicholas Burns

Nick Drake

Nicholas Burns

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