Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

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Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

1989

1h 29m

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Comedy

Overview

Teen-aged Tonyhas never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.

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15 members

Acting

Christopher Mitchum

Johannes / Elefanten-Joe Thalberg

Christopher Mitchum

Acting

Angela Alvarado

Angela

Angela Alvarado

Acting

John Hillerman

Pfarrer

John Hillerman

Acting

Julia Kent

KX 3

Julia Kent

Acting

Corinna Drews

Ida

Corinna Drews

Acting

Amadeus August

Anführer der Spione

Amadeus August

Acting

Käte Jaenicke

Gundula

Käte Jaenicke

Acting

John van Dreelen

Geyer

John van Dreelen

Acting

Ernest Borgnine

Bischof

Ernest Borgnine

Acting

Arthur Brauss

Colonel

Arthur Brauss

Acting

Rüdiger Bahr

Karl

Rüdiger Bahr

Acting

Robi Draco Rosa

Peter

Robi Draco Rosa

Acting

Bentley Mitchum

Tony

Bentley Mitchum

Acting

Art Metrano

Agent 712

Art Metrano

Acting

Otto Retzer

Secretary of Bishof

Otto Retzer

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