

Paul Aufiero, a 35-year-old parking-garage attendant from Staten Island, is the self-described "world's biggest New York Giants fan". One night, Paul and his best friend Sal spot Giants star linebacker Quantrell Bishop at a gas station and decide to follow him. At a strip club Paul cautiously decides to approach him but the chance encounter brings Paul's world crashing down around him.
Paul Aufiero

Sal

Philadelphia Phil

Paul's Mom

Gina Aufiero
Jeff Aufiero

Quantrell Bishop
Detective Velardi

Dennis
Christine

Sports Dogg
Hospital Doctor

Birthday Boy
Gina and Jeff Daughter
Christine and Dennis Daughter
Law-Office Ad Woman
Shady House Guy
Quantrell Buddy #1
Quantrell Buddy #2
Quantrell Buddy #3
Quantrell Buddy #4
Quantrell Buddy #5
Strip Club Valet
Doorman
Cashier
Bartender
Waitress
Bouncer #1
Bouncer #2
Paul and Sal's Stripper
Stripper #1
Stripper #2
Stripper #3
Stripper #4
Stripper #5
Play-By-Play Announcer
Color Commentator
Zone Reporter Ed Rosen
Radio Caller
Parking Garage Driver #1
Passenger #1
Parking Garage Driver #2
Passenger #2
Parking Garage Driver #3

Parking Garage Driver #4
Front-Lawn Reporter #1

Front-Lawn Reporter #2

Parking Garage Reporter
Wrong Phil
Wrong Phil's Buddy
