A Zed & Two Noughts

A Zed & Two Noughts

A Zed & Two Noughts

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A Zed & Two Noughts

1985

1h 55m

7.0(172 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Overview

Twin zoologists lose their wives in a car accident and become obsessed with decomposing animals.

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Production Companies

BFI

Artificial Eye

Film4 Productions

VPRO

Videos & Trailers

1 video

Cast & Crew

13 members

Acting

Frances Barber

Venus de Milo

Frances Barber

Acting

Joss Ackland

Van Hoyten

Joss Ackland

Acting

Brian Deacon

Oswald Deuce

Brian Deacon

Acting

Geoffrey Palmer

Fallast

Geoffrey Palmer

Acting

Eric Deacon

Oliver Deuce

Eric Deacon

Acting

Andréa Ferréol

Alba Bewick

Andréa Ferréol

Acting

Jim Davidson

Joshua Plate

Jim Davidson

Acting

Wolf Kahler

Felipe Arc-en-Ciel

Wolf Kahler

Acting

Ken Campbell

Stephen Pipe

Ken Campbell

Acting

Guusje van Tilborgh

Caterina Bolnes

Guusje van Tilborgh

Acting

Agnès Brulet

Beta Bewick

No Image

Acting

David Attenborough

Himself - Documentary Narrator (voice)

David Attenborough

Acting

Gerard Thoolen

Van Meegeren

Gerard Thoolen

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