"Get your rockets off on..."
A farce satirizing extraterrestrial horror movies such as Alien. Alternate titles include "The Creature Wasn't Nice" and "Naked Space" (1999 re-release trying to capitalize on Nielsen's "Naked Gun" success).
Social & External
The people behind it
Cindy Williams
Annie McHugh
Bruce Kimmel
John
Leslie Nielsen
Capt. Jamieson
Gerrit Graham
Rodzinski
Patrick Macnee
Dr. Stark
Paul Brinegar
Clint Eastwood / Dirty Harry
Cherie Steinkellner
TV Host #1 (as Cheri Eichen)
Margaret Willock
TV Host #2
Carol Ann Williams
TV Host #3
Alan Abelew
Dirty Harry Punk #1
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