Guy Who’s Too Cheap To Pay An Assassin

Guy Who’s Too Cheap To Pay An Assassin

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Guy Who’s Too Cheap To Pay An Assassin

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Comedy

Overview

A man tries to hire a hitman to kill his wife, even though he cannot pay him.

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Cast & crew

4 featured cast members

Starring

George Basil

George Basil

Hitman

Lauren Davis

Hitwoman

Dan Siegel

Dan Kaller

Michele Love Santoro

Michele Love Santoro

Megan Kaller

Creative team

Directed by: Paul Briganti
Written by: Paul Briganti
Dan Siegel

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