Pardon My Berth Marks

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Pardon My Berth Marks

"He'll Leave You a Total Laughing Wreck!"

1940

0h 18m

6.5(4 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Buster, a reporter, takes a train trip and winds up innocently involved with a gangster's wife.

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Cast & Crew

18 members

Directing

Buster Keaton

Elmer - Newspaper Copyboy

Acting

Vernon Dent

Newspaper City Editor

Acting

Richard Fiske

Ted Crissman - Racketeer

Acting

Ned Glass

Man in Train Station

Acting

Lynton Brent

Henchman

Acting

Stanley Brown

Reporter

Acting

Bud Jamison

Train Conductor

Acting

Dorothy Appleby

Mary Crissman

Acting

Symona Boniface

Train Passenger

Acting

Isabel La Mal

Mary's Aunt

Acting

Eddie Laughton

Train Passenger

Acting

Jack 'Tiny' Lipson

Angry Man in Pullman Berth

Acting

Eva McKenzie

No Image

Acting

Cy Schindell

Al Spumoni, mobster

Acting

Fred 'Snowflake' Toones

Train Porter

Acting

Victor Travis

Train Passenger

Acting

John Tyrrell

Train Passenger

Acting

Dorothy Vernon

Train Passenger

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