
"Frankie Howerd is the Funniest Knight of the Year!"
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart

Sir Coward de Custard

Sir Braggart de Bombast

Nick the Pick

Robin Hood

Lady Ashfodel

Mortimer

Landlord of The Blue Boar

Our Man in the Holy Land

Mistress of the Bed Chamber

The Archbishop Of All England
Scheherazade

Yokel

Knotweed

Winifred

Master of Ceremonies

Teutonic Knight

Chopper
Saladin

Maid Marian

Gretel

Vegetable Stall Holder

Lobelia
Little John

1st Man-at-Arms
1st Peasant

Meat Stall Holder

Blacksmith

2nd Man-at-Arms
2nd Peasant
1st Locksmith

1st Horseman

Major Domo
Squill
Will Scarlett
Man in Stocks
Arab

Sir Grumbel

Vendor

Friar Tuck
Lucky Charm Seller

Mutch

Chestnut Man

Lieutenant
First Man
Troubadour
The Voice (voice)
Little Man

Battleaxe Wife

Wife

Belly Dancer
Belly Dancer
Waitress
Serving Wench

Father

Woman
Child
2nd Horseman
Man-at-Arms (uncredited)
Friar (uncredited)
Lord (uncredited)
Serving Wench (uncredited)
Merry Man (uncredited)

Servant (uncredited)
Slave Girl (uncredited)

Peasant (uncredited)