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Hardbodies

"If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing."

1984

1h 28m

4.9(72 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Grant Cramer

Grant Cramer

Scotty

Teal Roberts

Teal Roberts

Kristi

Gary Wood

Hunter

Michael Rapport

Rounder

Sorrells Pickard

Ashby

Roberta Collins

Roberta Collins

Lana

Cindy Silver

Kimberly

Courtney Gains

Courtney Gains

Rag

Kristi Somers

Kristi Somers

Michelle

Crystal Shaw

Candy

Creative team

Directed by: Mark Griffiths
Written by: Steve Greene
Mark Griffiths
Produced by: Jeff Begun
Ken Dalton

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